GA4 Break Up Letter

We get it—breaking up is hard. That is why we drafted a breakup letter for you to send to your Google Rep. You can thank us later.

Dear Google Analytics,

It's time for us to part ways. Our relationship has been rocky for a while now, and I've realized that it's just not working out. I'm writing to break up with you and explain why.

Firstly, your slow data processing has been a significant frustration. Waiting 8-15 hours for insights is unacceptable in today's fast-paced world. I need to make data-driven decisions quickly, but your delays have hindered my ability.

The transition to GA4 has been a disappointment. I've lost functionality that I relied on in the previous version, and it's been a struggle to adapt. The new interface is clunky, and I've spent more time figuring things out than analyzing my data.

I've noticed a significant loss of granular insights. Your aggregated data is no longer sufficient for my needs, and I'm forced to look elsewhere for the detailed information I require.

And then there's the cost. Oh, the cost. Your pricing structure is exorbitant, and I'm not convinced that the benefits justify the expense. I've been hemorrhaging money on your platform, and it's unsustainable for my business.

But what's perhaps most egregious is the poor support I've received. My queries go unanswered, and when I manage to get someone on the phone, they could be more helpful and responsive. It's like I'm talking to a brick wall.

Lastly, your platform requires an excessive amount of human capital to manage. I've had to dedicate entire teams to wrangling your complexities, which drains my resources. I need a more streamlined and efficient solution.

That's why I've decided to leave you for SCUBA Analytics. They deliver web analytics that surpass your capabilities and offer collaborative decision intelligence that empowers my team to make data-driven decisions in real-time.

SCUBA Analytics has embedded privacy-enhancing technology that ensures the security and integrity of my customers' data. This is a critical aspect of our business, and I'm impressed by SCUBA's commitment to protecting sensitive information.

However, what really sets SCUBA Analytics apart is its real-time self-service insights. With their platform, I can get the answers I need in seconds without relying on IT or data scientists. This level of agility and autonomy is a game-changer for our business.

I'm excited to start this new chapter with SCUBA Analytics. Their innovative approach to analytics, collaborative decision intelligence, and commitment to data privacy align perfectly with our business goals.

Goodbye, Google Analytics. It's been a frustrating ride, but I'm thrilled to move on to a more advanced, intuitive, and secure platform.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

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